You're such an asshole Most nights as I begin to write in here I have no idea whats going to come out. Just got through watching the latest episode of heroes. How I wish life were really like that popular television series. Everything would make so much more sense.. well it would for me anyway. Even if I didnt have an ability, just knowing that other people out there do would mean alot. Beer break... Ok, so I totally chewed out my boss today. Hells yeah, I got balls. Let me explain... this guy has been giving me hell about cleaning the floor "properly" every night at work. There could be like 3 tiny, cubic pieces of cheese under the food station, completely out of sight, and he will flip out! This has been going on for a couple of weeks now. Today I called him an asshole to his face, told him to stop bitching like some old, bitter whore, and said if he wanted perfection he should do it himself. Lol, the sad thing is, im not exaggerating in the least bit about this story. He kept a smile on his face the entire time I was saying all this. The entire crew was beside us overhearing the convo and cracking up at me being a dumb ass ha. I think the only reason he didnt crawl my ass is because he was embarrassed from the great points that I made. I mean really... Two nights ago he comes in at 3 in the morning (not even on shift!) just to check and see if I swept correctly. The man leaves his house AT FLIPPEN 3 IN THE MORNING just to come criticize my sweeping!!! He gets there and starts noticing tiny pieces of cheese beneath the oven that God forbid I overlooked. I say screw what he has to say and continue mopping. Ok, so he further inspects the store only to tread his dirty shoes all through my freshly mopped floor space. WTF. I grit my teeth, and keep mopping. Thats when he says it.. "Hey, you see all that shit you missed in the floor over there!?! If you would just take the time to mop the way I told you to you wouldnt see all that dirt and grime on the tile.". How I didn't snap then I have no clue. And today, he walks up to me and says, "Listen, I know you were pissed at me the other night, but you keep missing all kinds of shit and every morning I have to sweep up after you." First off, thats a COMPLETE lie (I even asked around for reassurance), then he walks up to me out of the blue starting bullshit in front of everyone, even customers. You wanna pick a fight with me when its just the two of us thats one thing, but if you try to call me out in front of my friends and fellow workers, imma fix you real quick. Yes, lol, I know im talking all big and bad because I told my boss whats what and lived to tell the tale. In all seriousness though, im a really nice guy. However, when I get pissed off, I really lose it. I can thank my dearest dad for that. Anyways.. heh.. I won today.. and it felt good. Get this, there is some humerous irony to all this. This guy I won the war against today is the same assistant manager im replacing very very soon. He is gonna get canned and I get his job.. only he doesn't know it yet. Ha. Life is once again good. Sleep must come soon, and so must another day. Sigh. I suppose thats a good thing.. every day gives me something new to write about in here. -Chambo
2009-10-28
5:00 a.m.